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1 Cor 1:27 KJV)  But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
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Because they want to find another church to stay home from.



In these last days many people are looking for a church based on their own feelings and experiences and not based on the word of God (Thus saith the Lord).  Many people are looking for a church that will make them feel better about their sinful lifestyle.  These kind of people only read about one chapter day to keep the devil away.  So they know nothing about the whole council of God.   Some of these people are getting offended in scriptural churches for all the wrong reasons and are leaving them only to find a liberal church to go to.

You have heard the saying:  "You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink.  You can make a kid go to college but you cannot make him think.



The builders of the Titanic actually said that: "Not even God can sink this ship".

Pr 16:18 ¶ Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.



So remember

It was proffessionals (experts) who built the Titanic and it was amatuers who built the Ark.
What is the difference between a university and a mental institution?


Once upon a time the Catholic church had a meeting with her children about sending missionaries out to reach the cannibals for their savior, Mary; so they sent out a Presbyterian missionary out to reach the cannibals and the Presbyterian was ate by a cannibal so they sent out a Lutheran missionary to reach the cannibals for Mary and this same cannibal ate him to.  Then they sent  out a Methodist missionary and the same cannibal ate him.  What did the cannibal have? Click here.


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